This struck me as funny.

I get a lot of email. I sign up for a cool newsletter from a specific person from time to time. I get mail from them for a while, and then when I have not purchased something they start writing me to tell me about a friend of theirs who has a product that they just know I need. They also assure me that I get a special discount because I am being referred by a friend. Ha ha! Isnt'this a great way to get around spamming rules and to get paid as an affiliate. I must get into affiliate marketing.

Here's the ad I received today:

"The weather is perfect! Spend 7 transformational days in September mastering with confidence the art of purposeful communication, and become an expert of persuasion. Experience more success and satisfaction in life, breakthroughs and a more rewarding career!"

Wow! That is amazing! Sign me up please, in only 7 days of perfect weather-I can have all that? I mean, who can be too persuasive or too successfull, right?

How about this for Marylin's ad?

"The Weather is perfect! Spend 90 transformational minutes with Marylin in July mastering with confidence, the art of purposeful communication, and become an expert of persuasion. Experience more success and satisfaction in life, breakthroughs and a more rewarding career!"

www.nplcoaching.com (dyslexia intended)

I love it, it's true and it makes sense to me.

Have a wonderful weekend! I look forward to seeing you next week.

Ciao and Kisses,
Marylin Stevens

My Ultimate Plan of Mass Seduction or at least your total seduction...

I have been plotting and scheming for at least two years. My fantasy being to find a place where I could host my special guests in a very unique and fun environment. I believe that I have found it and hope to eventually invite my VIP guests over to try out the new diggs. “Who is a VIP?”, you ask. It’s someone with whom I have already had the pleasure of meeting and whom I feel comfortable with. I am settling into my new place and, as I get into the swing of things, the possibilities will be endless. I look forward to early morning breakfasts at Marylin’s throughout the rest of the Summer. For my special friends, it is possible that you might wish to plan to spend an over-night with me, while you are in town and skip the hotel for one night during your stay. Think about it, Mr. Business traveler.

I have new hours of availability for Seattle in the Downtown, International District area.

Weekdays and Saturdays, I am available from early morning until 1PM. I am also available for Out Call with 2 or 3 days notice minimum, and may be available for In Call at other times so don’t be afraid to ask. I am at my rowdiest starting at 4PM, and we all know we have our hot times. My other hot time is---- yep! you guessed it, 4AM. So, should you choose to over-night with Marylin you will have a pretty spectacular early morning surprise. There you have it; my House Warming announcement and ‘tis perfect timing considering the weather. I have taken time to make sure that this location is comfortable for you.

There is something about a suntan that makes me feel extra sexy. Is it just me, or does melanin enhance libido. :)

Ciao Darling, Until we meet.

Marylin Stevens